Rudy Giuliani Jokes

Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani was released from a St. Louis hospital Thursday after spending the night to undergo tests for flu-like symptoms.

Giuliani returned home today but there are reports his campaign is still bed-ridden.

Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani met with Britain's prime minister Wednesday and vowed the U.S. would take any action necessary to keep Iran from becoming a nuclear power. This should help Giuliani secure the crucial London vote.

Rudy Giuliani's daughter supports Obama for president. What they haven't told you is that she also supports Obama for "Dad."

NEW YORK (AFP) - By a 67-47 percent margin, New Yorkers think senator Hillary Clinton would do a better job as US president than their former mayor Rudolph Giuliani, a Quinnipiac University poll found.

In a related story, the Democratic majority in Congress passed the 28th Amendment. This amendment will go into effect in 2008 and award New York State all 538 electoral college votes.

Judith Nathan revealed that she, too, had had a previously unknown marriage before her two other marriages- and was further surprised to find out that the marriage was to none other than Mayor Giuliani himself.

"Oh, my God- that was you!?" she said.

"How would I have remembered that?" she added, "You weren't even Mayor yet, and you're hair was much different."