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Larry King supports Barack Obama's health care plan because he'll be able to keep his own personal mortician.

The wrestling superstar attended the Ocho Calle Latin festival in Miami two weekends ago, where her vocals were overshadowed by a spicy pole dance. The Hulkster stated that Brooke also has a pole at home that she practices on. Adding that she’s not allowed to use it too much because it’s the only pole in the trailer home that supports the roof.

Rudy Giuliani's daughter supports Obama for president. What they haven't told you is that she also supports Obama for "Dad."

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"What type of bra?" asked the clerk."Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?""Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.Confused, the man asked what the types were.The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills." Military
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