SMS Jokes / Recent Jokes

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Sardarji, Tell Me. ..., What Is The Meaning Of Sms?
Sardar Angrily Said, I Know - It Means....
S - Sardaron Ke
M - Mazak Udane Ki
S – Service

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

MONEY GIVES U TENSION,
MAKES U GREEDY,
MAKES UR ENEMIES

amp;

MAKES UR LIFE HELL,
I AM UR FRIEND
I CANT SEE U IN TROUBLE

SO

TRANSFER UR MONEY TO MY

CELL OR ACCOUNT
HA DNT TAKE TENSION NEED SMS JUST
SMS ME 24HOURS LINE OPEN SEND U
SMS ANY TME

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who`s there? Boss: Not you anymore.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"