SMS Jokes / Recent Jokes

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

What`s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she`s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

What`s the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

Sardarji, Tell Me. ..., What Is The Meaning Of Sms?

Sardar Angrily Said, I Know -

It Means....

S - Sardaron Ke

M - Mazak Udane Ki

S – Service

If you can`t change your mind, are you sure you still have one?