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You`re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I`d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don`t expect it back