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How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? A: We don`t know. Never happens.

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn`t looking good either.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Just because you`re paranoid, it doesn`t mean they`re NOT out to get you.