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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up.

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I`m home!

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.