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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Crime doesn`t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!. .. Now read without the word dog.