Sack Jokes / Recent Jokes
1. Eat nothing but gas-inducing foods the entire trip, not hesitating to 'share the wealth' with everyone on board. Recommended foods are chilli, burritos, McDonalds, any eggs, Kentuky Fried Chicken (stay near the toilet if you want the KFC).
2. Repeat #1, only engage in a 'cuppy war' with the bus driver. (For those that do not know what a 'cuppy' is, it involves making a cup with your hand, farting in it and slipping it directly into the face of some unsuspecting friend.)
3. Every time the bus wobbles from the wind caused by passing transports, jump up and scream "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
4. Incessantly complain that it is way too cold in the bus, no matter what the temperature is, keep doing it until the bus driver turns the heat up to full blast just to shut you up, then wait a few minutes for it to get really hot and start to complain about it.
5. Two words: Water Pistol
6. Two more words: Paper Airplanes
7. Make racing car noises constantly, more...
there was a red hair brown hair blonde hair girl walked in to giant they all took candy the people called the cops the brown head girl hid in the baskit, the red haired girl hid in a trash can the blonde head girl hid in a sack of potatoes the cops walk up to the basket and kicked it. The brown head girl goes "meow meow". the cops walked up to the trash can and the red hair girl goes "ruff ruff". The cops walk up to the sack of potatoes and the blonde head girl goes "potatoe potatoe" the cops start to walk away until the clerk said potatoes dont talk
a blonde a brunete and a redhead rob a bank, there is an alley next 2 it w/ 3 empty potatoe sacks they all get in one b/c the police ar after them. the brunete is in teh first sack and teh police kick it and she goes meow! and teh police go oh its just a stupid cat and teh move on 2 the next sack where teh red head is tehy kick the bag and she goes ruff ruff and teh police say oh its just a stupid dog and move on. tehy come 2 the sack with teh blonde, they kick it and she goes PO-TA-TOE!
What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
The sack.
What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
The sack.
A blonde, a brunett, and a red headwere running from the poice and they came across some potato sacks. tey jumpped in the sacks just before the police arrived. one police man kicked to red headed sack and she went "meow meow" and the police man said "aww its just a kitten." He kicked the second and the brunett went "woof woof". the police man said "aww its just a puppy". he finally went and kicked the blondes sack and she went "POTATOES!!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one."Meow," says the redhead. "It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack."Woof," says the brunette. "Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack."Potatoes," says the blonde.