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Three women escape from prison. One is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.

They run for miles until they come upon an old barn.' I know!' says the redhead,' Let's hide in the hayloft and rest!'

When they climb up, they find three large gunnysacks.' I know!' says the brunette,' Let's climb into them for camouflage!'

About an hour later, the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. The deputy goes up to check out the hayloft.

'What you got up there?' asks the sheriff.

'Nothin' but three gunnysacks,' says the deputy.

'Well, kick' em an' see what's in' em,' drawls the sheriff.

So the deputy kicks the sack with the redhead in it. She goes,' Bow-wow!' And the deputy calls down,' Nothin' but a dawg in this'n, Sheriff.'

Then he kicks the sack with the brunette in it. She goes,' Meow!' And the deputy calls down,' Nothin' in here but a old kitty-cat, Sheriff.'

Then he kicks the sack more...

There was a blonde a brunette and a red head they were being chased by a cop so they ran into a potato barn and they all jumped into a potato sack of their own and then the cop came in and kicked the brunettes sack the brunette says "meow"....the cop was like oh its only a cat then he kicks the red heads sack shes like "squeek squeek" the cop thought...oh its only a mouse so then he kicked the blondes sack and the blonde goes...."POTATO!"

Three women were on death row, a blonde, a burnet and a red-head, and they escaped from prison. Then they go to a barn to hide out in three potato sacks.The cops come to the barn and they suspect something in the potato sacks. The cops kick the first one and the burnet says,"MEOW". So they think theres a cat in there. They go to the next one. They kick the sack that the red-head is in and she says "CA CAW CA CAW". So the cops think a chickens in there. Then they kick the potato sack the blonde is in and she says "POTATO".

Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, "I'll climb this tree and shake the branches; if there are any baboons up there, they will fall to the ground - and the dogs will bite their tail and immobilise them so that you can pick them up quite safely and put them in the sack." "But what do I need the gun for?" asked the assisant. "If I should fall out of the tree by mistake, shoot the dog."

There is this blond, redhead, and a burnet and they all break out of jail when the nearest place was a barnyard . well they go in and there was 3 sacks so they all decide to go hide in one. well, the police go in and find the first sack and it is full of puppies and so the burnet says woof woof no one here sargent. they go to the second one and it is full of kittens and the redhead says meow meow no one here sargent and they go to the 3rd sack and it is full of potatoes and the blond says potatoes potatoes.

A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.
A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!"
His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what."
The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here -
she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"

A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything. A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!" His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what." The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here - she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"