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why did saddam kill his wife?
he looked up her dress and saw a big bush!!
MONDAYS:
08: 00 - "Husseinfeld"
08: 30 - "Mad About Everything"
09: 00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
09: 30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10: 00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS:
08: 00 - "Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
08: 30 - "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"
09: 00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
09: 30 - "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10: 00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
08: 00 - "U. S. Military Secrets Revealed"
08: 30 - "When Kurds Attack"
09: 00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah"
09: 30 - "Just Shoot Me"
10: 00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
08: 00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
08: 30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
09: 00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, more...
I cannot help but notice that this MSNBC article entitled Sympathy for the dictator? is accompanied by a photo of Saddam dressed as a British detective.
Ever notice that "Sherlock Holmes" and "Saddam Hussein" have the same initials? And have you ever seen them both in the same place?
Now that "Saddam" has been hanged, I wouldn't be surprised if London saw an upswing in mistaken identities and outright letter-purloining.
The struggling Iraqi government was embarrassed at the leaking of a video of Saddam's execution, showing the former dictator's being taunted by Shiite witnesses, guards, and executioners. Prime Minster Nouri al-Maliki attempted to deflect attention from the leak by pointing out that there are many more interesting things to look at on Youtube, including Britney Spears' vagina, and a video of a small dog shitting on Kurdistan.
In related news, witnesses to Monday's executions of Saddam's accomplices all signed pledges promising "no taunting," and indeed, the hangings took place in silence. Witnesses also pledges not to push Sunnis off of playground swings, or perform a move loosely translated as "the wedgie of genocide."
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBeal
TUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 9:30 No-witness News
WEDNESDAY 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer 8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy 9:00 Judge Saddam 9:30 (edited)
THURSDAY 8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi 8:30 Achmed's Creek 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses 9:30 My Two Baghdads
FRIDAY 8:00 Just Shoot Me 8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things 9:00 M*U*S*T* A*S*H 9:30 Veilwatch
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror 8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right 9:30 No-witness NewsWEDNESDAY 8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer 8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy 9:00 Judge Saddam 9:30 (edited)THURSDAY 8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi 8:30 Achmed's Creek 9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses 9:30 My Two BaghdadsFRIDAY 8:00 Just Shoot Me 8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things 9:00 M*U*S*T* A*S*H 9:30 Veilwatch
You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.