Sagittarians Jokes

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay ?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a more...

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?