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The present
Harry had some shopping to do at John Lewis department store. He walked into ladies wear, went up to the lingerie counter and quietly said to the women behind the desk, "I`d like to buy a bra as a present for my wife."
"Of course, sir, what type of bra would you like to buy?" she asked.
"What type?" replied Harry, "do you mean to say there is more than one type?"
"Of course. Let me explain," she said and began to show Harry bras in a variety of shapes, sizes, colours and materials. Harry looked bewildered.
"There’s no need to be confused,“ she said, “there are really only four types of bra."
When Harry asked her what the four types were, she replied, "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type and the Jewish type."
Still confused, Harry asked, "What are the differences between them?"
The saleslady answered, "The Catholic more...

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and more...

Forwarded from a good Presbyterian
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras," continued the sales clerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The sales lady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type the Presbyterian type, and the Jewish type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The sales lady responded "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses,
the Salvation Army type lifts up more...

A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialled at random..
"Salvation Army" came the answer.
"What do you do?"
asked the man.
"We save wicked men and women," came the reply.
"Well, save me a wicked woman for Saturday night."