Sarcastic Jokes / Recent Jokes

CNN said that, after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into 3 parts, regular, premium and unleaded.

What do politicians & porn stars have in common?

They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!

You know you are now middle-aged when people stop saying you look good and start saying you look good for your age.

Sarcastically speaking, I dare you to do some of the things found on my top ten list.
10. Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car.
9. Ask a bank teller to break a $100 bill for you. Then when asked how you want it done say, "in hundreds".
8. Call a political candidate's campaign office and ask them for a donation to your non-candidacAy.
7. Ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies the security guards are always the first to die.
6. When you get credit card offers in the mail, stuff the prepaid envelopes with toilet paper and mail them back. (whether you use new or used toilet paper is totally up to you.)
5. Call your bank and ask them to add your checking account onto the $700 billion government bail out plan.
4. Find someone who is big into worrying about the threat of global warming, remind them of their own carbon dioxide and body heat contribution to the planet, and ask more...

Despite the old saying,' Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives! !!

A woman, who had been married and divorced twice, went on a hunting trip to South Africa. In the course of the journey into the wilds, her safari group came across some cannibals.

The balance of the crew told her, "You're ok, but we must leave - immediately! "

She inquired as to why she was ok, if the rest of them had to run for their lives.

The leader of the safari responded, "Cannibals learned years ago not to eat divorced women. They are always bitter!"

What's up with all the sarcastic rhetorical questions?