Sardar Jokes / Recent Jokes
1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis main ziada profit ho?
2nd Sardar: Aisa ker sardiyon mein sasti Baraf le ker garmiyon mein baich de. ..
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
Sardar ji Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000 Rs In The Purse We Can Take 50-50
Sardar ji: Ok. .. Ok, What About The Remaining 900. .?
From one Sardar to another:
S-l: "How many rotis can you eat on an empty stomach?"
S-2: "Why four!"
S-l: "Oh, what a fool, once you have taken one roti, you are no more with as empty a stomach as when you started."
S-2 has a hearty laugh at himself.
Not to be outdone, S-2 goes home to confront his missus with the same query as S-l. The missus is very busy mixing atta for the night meal and in disgust, upon the insistence of her Sardar, answers angrily, three rotis.
S-2 is upset. If only the missus had said four there could have been a good joke!
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Teacher: why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion.
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Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa: People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta: How do you know??
Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have came again..
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Sardar complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police: How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar: I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and more...
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke. ....
Sardar: yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.