Sardar Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man, selling human brains, has the rates displayed on board: Indian Brain: $100 /LB Chinese Brain: $200 /LB American Brain: $400/LB Sardar Brain: $800 /LB
A puzzled passer asks him: "How come the Surd brain is so expensive and Indian brain so cheap ?" The man replies: "Its simple, we need to kill one Indian for one pound of brain, 8 sardars for the same amount and so on… "

Q: Why is the sardar standing at the doorway of the exam hall in this underpants?
A: Coz he is giving the' entrance exam' where instructions are' answer in brief'.

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258

On an intermediary station on the Bombay route, two mail trains for Bombay and Delhi pulled up. The station being a meal-halt, the trains stopped for a long while; a Sardar, heading to Bombay, got into the wrong train, going to Delhi. In it he confronted another Sardar.
After the initial Sat Sri Akaals, one asks the other the destination and each gives the same. The person on the wrong route, then exclaims "Oh, what progress India has made! Same train, same compartment, same cubicle, one berth goes to Delhi and the other to Bombay!"

Q: How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A: They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!

This is about a day when Mr. Zail Singh was the President of
the country.
All sardars in the country went to him this day and told him
that people
tease them by making jokes about them that when the clock
stucks 12: 00,
all sardars go mad and act like crazy. They complained that
this is not
true. They also complained that people talk about sardar
having no common
sanse. Therefore, they demanded him to go bring for them
common sense.

Mr. Zail Singh was confused and asked his secretary to give
him some suggestions. The secretary advised him to go to Japan, since quality is guaranteed.

The next day Mr. Zail Singh rushes off to Japan. At the
Osaka Airport he
hires a cab and asks him to take him to a shop where he
can get common sense.

The cab driver was pissed, he told him that there is no shop
in Japan that sells such stuff. Infact every human being has common sense since more...

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour". "But yaar", he says, "I am rechecking my answers and am not able to tally them with what I wrote."