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One day one Sardar ji was thinking. Next day he was still thinking, and to our suprise he is still thinking.

A Sardarji went to a doctor with 2 red ears. The Doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered "
I was ironing my shirt and the phone-rang. Instead of picking up the phone I picked up the Iron and stuck it to my ear".
The Doctor exclaimed in disbelief" Oh Dear!, What happened to your other ear? ".
The Sardar replied "The scoundrel called back".

On leaving his office and reaching the tram stop, a Sardar found that the tram bound for his home had just started moving. The Sardar, in his anxiety to get home fast, ran after the tram; in course of time, it was found that the race between the speeding and slowing tram and the Sardar ended with the Sardar reaching home, chasing the tram.
Gleefully, the Sardar exclaimed to his wife upon entering home that he has saved up 40-paise that day chasing the home-bound tram! The Sardarnee, however, was not amused, but quite upset, and said, "After all you are only a Sardar - instead of chasing the tram, if only you had chased a taxi, you could have saved ten rupees instead of a mere 40-paise."

One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.
The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught He was found to be a Sardar.
He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the track and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc
Then authorities questioned: Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger.
You should have run over that person Sardar said: Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.

16 Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
( _ ) Champak
( _ ) Indrajal
( _ ) Star and Style
( _ ) The great Punjab Dairy
( _ ) Blank sheets
17 How often do you bathe:
( _ ) Weekly
( _ ) Monthly
( _ ) Yearly
( _ ) Not Applicable
18 Color of teeth:
( _ ) Yellow
( _ ) Brownish-Yellow
( _ ) Brown
( _ ) Black
( _ ) N/A
19 Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
( _ ) Manikchand
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JALANDHAR BOARD COLLEGE EXAM QUESTION PAPER...........
(this one's little difficult than last year's)
1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters ________________________
(only alphabets allowed, no numeric digits or "_" allowed)
2. Sex?
( ) Male
( ) Female
( ) Sardar
3. What's ur age group?
( ) less than 0
( ) equal to 0
( ) greater than 0
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A Sardar went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the man.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The Sardar touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then he touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then he touched his right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", he cried.
The doctor checked him thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".
The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.
Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt. what he told to the sardarji. Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle more...