Satyam Jokes / Recent Jokes
Raju's new movie – Satyam Shivam Scandalam
Sequel to Satyam Shivam Scandalam - Raju ban gaya Gentleman
Raju Raju
Yes People
Cheating us?
No People
Telling Lies?
No People
Open the balance sheet
HA HA HA
Raju sat on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud
Satyamisation
1. Inflating profits
2. Finding it tough to get a job because of bad reputation of employers (and quitting)
Examples
- I am filing a law suit against my employer. Working under him has caused me distress, depression and left me Satyamised.
- (On a resume or in an interview) Reason for leaving the job: I have been Satyamised (not laid off).
Husband to the judge: "Your Honour, I want to divorce my wife. Her love for me was Satyamised.
Wife: "So was his manhood".