Raju Jokes

There was once a Gujarati living in USA called Raju Patel, who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash."
"Car crash! My Porsche! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries - you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it," she said apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!"

"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family are here to see you."

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name. "Shilpa, are you here?"

"I am here husband, and I will never leave more...

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ONCE THERE WERE 2 FRIENDS RAJU AND RAMESH.
RAJU: RAMESH WHEN I CAME TO YOUR HOUSE, YOUR NAME PLATE READ RAMESH B. A. AND THIS YEAR IT IS RAMESH M. A. WHEN DID YOU COMPLETE YOUR MASTERS DEGREE MY FRIEND?
RAMESH: MY DEAR FRIEND RAJU LAST YEAR MY WIFE DIED SO MY NAME READ RAMESH B. A. THAT IS RAMESH BACHULAR AGAIN AND THIS YEAR I MARRIED AGAIN THAT IS RAMESH M. A. RAMESH MARRIED AGAIN.

Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Lecture On Sun. Everyone Must Attend It.
Raju: No Ma'm! I Will Not Be Able To Attend It.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far!!!

A WIFE to her husband:' Can you tell me the difference between Truth and Belief?'
Husband, replying thoughtfully after a short pause:' Look, Dear, "Raju is your son" is a Truth; "Raju is my son" is a Belief.'