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Thanks to' Carol' for this large collection of Yo-Mama Jokes... Enjoy!!

Your momma is so fat when she sits in the bathtub the toilet water raises.
Yo mama so stud she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your mum's like a bowling ball. Why? You finger her, chuck her down an alley and she comes back for more.
Your mum's so ugly, she has to do trick or treat over the phone.
Your mum's so fat, she wears a vcr as a pager.
Your mum's so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mum's so fat, she fills the bath and then puts the water in.
Your mum's like a DIY shop, 1p a screw.
Your mum's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan.
Your mum's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone.
Your mum's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Your mum's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Your mum's like more...

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE
* Telling bone player about all the gigs you get $10
* Asking bone player about their day gig $10
* Sitting behind drums on break $10
* Quoting "Birdland" $25
* Practicing scales during break $25
* Practicing scales during drum solo $50
* Practicing $150
* Beginning a sentence with "When I was a guitar player..." $50
* Casually mentioning to Musical Director of cheap theater that you are "into sequencing" $10