Scarlett Johansson Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Scarlett Johansson Says She's Happy with Her Curves" -- Associated Press, Sept. 19, 2006


And may we say we're happy for her. Next up: "Angelina Jolie Happy with Her Lips" and "Associated Press Happy with Hard-Hitting Entertainment Reporting About Breasts."

Scarlett Johansson has been named "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire Magazine.
The 21-year-old actress is lauded for her hourglass figure, but she asks, "What about my brain?"
To which a reporter responded curiously, "Does your brain have nipples?"