Scarlett Johansson Jokes

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    Sexiest Woman Alive

    Scarlett Johansson has been named "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire Magazine.
    The 21-year-old actress is lauded for her hourglass figure, but she asks, "What about my brain?"
    To which a reporter responded curiously, "Does your brain have nipples?"

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    Headlines of the times

    "Scarlett Johansson Says She's Happy with Her Curves" -- Associated Press, Sept. 19, 2006


    And may we say we're happy for her. Next up: "Angelina Jolie Happy with Her Lips" and "Associated Press Happy with Hard-Hitting Entertainment Reporting About Breasts."

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