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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.

What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A bad oboist can kill you.

Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

What do a SCUD missile and a viola player have in common? They're both offensive and inaccurate.

Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile? Both are offensive and inaccurate.