Seals Jokes

A seal walks into a club

This year, our family is breaking with our usual tradition.
We always serve a Christmas swan because it's so much fun to watch the kids fight over the neck. This year we're having a California Condor-it tastes just like spotted owl. The bird is going to be stuffed with sausage made from baby seals. We all have to bring our own baseball bats in order to club the seals that will be made into stuffing. Best of all, this year it's my turn to OJ the bird. As a present, I'm giving my nephew a Milli Vanilli doll. You press a button and Teddy Ruxbin sings.
HAPPY HOLIDAY TO ALL!

This year, our family is breaking with our usual tradition.
We always serve a Christmas swan because it's so much fun to watch the kids fight over the neck. This year we're having a California Condor-it tastes just like spotted owl. The bird is going to be stuffed with sausage made from baby seals. We all have to bring our own baseball bats in order to club the seals that will be made into stuffing. Best of all, this year it's my turn to OJ the bird. As a present, I'm giving my nephew a Milli Vanilli doll. You press a button and Teddy Ruxbin sings.
HAPPY HOLIDAY TO ALL!

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New study reports "male seals are reaping the benefits of climate change by having more sex."






Scientists also noted a 67% increase in headaches among female seals and a growing sense of exasperation in dealing with more frequent requests to "do that thing where you balance my balls on your nose."

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At Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco, a female seal recently filed a complaint against members of the visiting Duke lacrosse team.