Sean Jokes / Recent Jokes

In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone Britney Spears says her sons Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, already have potty mouths. She says that Sean Preston has used the F-word. In Sean Preston's defense, sometimes it's hard not to drop the F-bomb when a car cuts you off in traffic.

1.If you come to a fork in the road, take it!...Yogi Berra

2.Life's like a Kit-Kat Bar: Gimmie a break...Sean Ryan

3.I went to the store to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find them...Sean Ryan

3.If you ever fall off the Space Needle, just go real limp, because people on the ground will think you're a dummy, and they'll try to catch you, because, hey, free dummy...Jack Handey

4.Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to a long stick...Jack Handey

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5.Hmmm....why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

6.Yeah...and pay on freeways?

7.You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those? " Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy". Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!" Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............ No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!"