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Nawaz Sherrif comes to Delhi for a meeting with Vajpayee. After dinner, Vajpayee says to Nawaz Sherrif: "Well Nawaz, I don't know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant." "How do you know?" asks Nawaz Sherrif
"Oh well, it's simple", says Atal. " They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second".
He calls Advani over and says to him
"Tell me Advaniji, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your
sister?" "Ah, that's simple", says Advani, "it is me!"
"Well done Advani", says Vajpayee and Nawaz Sherrif is very impressed.
He returns to Islamabad and wonders about the intelligence of the members of his Cabinet. He calls in his favourite
member of cabinet and asks: "Tell me, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is more...
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of spear. 2. Your important dictation somehow seems to blah blah blah I am a slave-driving cheapskate. 3. A copy of the latest bestseller "So, Your Head's Up Your Ass, Now What?" appears on your desk. 4. When did FTD start doing an "Up Yours" Bouquet? 5. First, a message that Cindy Crawford is on line 2, followed a few seconds later by Satanic laughter. 6. It's not so much the cold coffee, it's the staples at the bottom of the cup. 7. Your big business dinner at the Four Seasons Restaurant in Manhattan is rescheduled for Big Jeb's 24-Hour Truck Stop outside of Newark, New Jersey. 8. Nude picture of Marlon Brando pops up in your Powerpoint presentation. 9. Supposedly shredded Whitewater documents turn up in the Washington Post cafeteria. 10. Now answers the phone, "Smith, Jones and Tighta**." 11. That NY-to-LA trip she booked for you now involves six plane changes, a 12-hour more...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
Phone messages delivered on end of spear.
Your important dictation somehow seems to blah blah blah I am a slave-driving cheapskate.
A copy of the latest bestseller "So, Your Head's Up Your Ass, Now What?" appears on your desk.
When did FTD start doing an "Up Yours" Bouquet?
First, a message that Cindy Crawford is on line 2, followed a few seconds later by Satanic laughter.
It's not so much the cold coffee, it's the staples at the bottom of the cup.
Your big business dinner at the Four Seasons Restaurant in Manhattan is rescheduled for Big Jeb's 24-Hour Truck Stop outside of Newark, New Jersey.
Nude picture of Marlon Brando pops up in your Powerpoint presentation.
Supposedly shredded Whitewater documents turn up in the Washington Post cafeteria.
Now answers the phone, "Smith, Jones and Tighta**."
That more...
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day
1. Phone messages delivered on end of spear.
2. Your important dictation somehow seems to blah blah blah I am a slave-driving cheapskate.
3. A copy of the latest bestseller "So, Your Head's Up Your Ass, Now What?" appears on your desk.
4. When did FTD start doing an "Up Yours" Bouquet?
5. First, a message that Cindy Crawford is on line 2, followed a few seconds later by Satanic laughter.
6. It's not so much the cold coffee, it's the staples at the bottom of the cup.
7. Your big business dinner at the Four Seasons Restaurant in Manhattan is rescheduled for Big Jeb's 24-Hour Truck Stop outside of Newark, New Jersey.
8. Nude picture of Marlon Brando pops up in your Powerpoint presentation.
9. Supposedly shredded Whitewater documents turn up in the Washington Post cafeteria.
10. Now answers the phone, "Smith, Jones and Tighta**."
11. That NY-to-LA trip she booked for more...
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of spear.2. Your important dictation somehow seems to blah blah blah I am a slave-driving cheapskate.3. A copy of the latest bestseller "So, Your Head's Up Your Ass, Now What?" appears on your desk.4. When did FTD start doing an "Up Yours" Bouquet? 5. First, a message that Cindy Crawford is on line 2, followed a few seconds later by Satanic laughter.6. It's not so much the cold coffee, it's the staples at the bottom of the cup.7. Your big business dinner at the Four Seasons Restaurant in Manhattan is rescheduled for Big Jeb's 24-Hour Truck Stop outside of Newark, New Jersey.8. Nude picture of Marlon Brando pops up in your Powerpoint presentation.9. Supposedly shredded Whitewater documents turn up in the Washington Post cafeteria.10. Now answers the phone, "Smith, Jones and Tighta**."11. That NY-to-LA trip she booked for you now involves six plane changes, a 12-hour layover in more...