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The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!""You dont have to tell me," said the king. "Im trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?""From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith." "We cant, Your Majesty, shes still cooking for you." "Well, bring her to me once shes crispy enough," said the king.
1.dumb guy: I have'nt slept all nite on the train.
Friend: Why?
Dumb guy: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did'nt you exchange?
Dumb guy: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower berth.
2. A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India, every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A dumb guy stands up - We must find & stop her!
3. Dumb guy - Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Dumb guy - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the
others running?
4. Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense.
Dumn guy: The future tense is, "You will go to jail."
5. Dumb guy gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out,
climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Dumb guy: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
6. Dumb guy was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be more...
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said the Mother helping her son at home.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The mother took her son aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means' carrying a child.'"
Why a man is standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today `s dinner should be light"
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A man told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It `s already raining.
man: So what take an Umberlla and go.
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a man found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Student. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Student stands up- We must find & more...
One day a DIG had to visit an Inspector of police who lived in a village. Since there were few important people in the village the Inspector was considered most important. Also it was evening therefore the DIG decided to visit the Inspector at home. when he went to the house a servant came out, and the DIG asked for the inspector. Lokuhamuduruwo gedara ne was the reply. Thinking he could leave a message with the inspector's son he asked for him. Podi hamuduruwoth gedara ne was the reply. The DIG was impressed a mere Inspector was being referred to as hamuduruwo. The servant wanted to know if the DIG wanted to leave a message. The DIG thought for a moment. Reflecting upon his superior rank he said the servant: "Ehenang buduhamuduruwo evith giya kiyanna"
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
Once a man bought a new television set. He told his servant," see i have bought a new t. v and the most important is the
Remote. Now i can stand in the kitchen and change the channels." then the man went out and returned in the evening. He asked
The servant," so, did you enjoy watching t. v? At this the servant replied," while watching t. v, using the remote is a pain.
Everytime i have to go to the kitchen to change the channels."