Settings Jokes

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.

The Top Ten Nerf Toys!
10. The Nerf Sling shot for those whose parent's do not approve of any type of weapon. (Don't shoot at point blank range, it may cause longterm damage to target)
9. The nerf nerve prodder delivers quick shocks to target, three settings nerf, old timer, and die die die.
8. The nberf raygun is a compact gun with two settings don't hurt nothin (nerf) and blow your bedroom walls to oblivian.
7. The nerf exploding football is the perfect tool for teaching your children how to catch a football. (Football if dropped delivers a 50 mega ton nuclear explosion to surrounding area and state)
6. The nerf robotic ping pong opponent is great for the experienced ping pong player, it also teaches advanced techniques. (if the robotic nerf ping pong players opponent misses the ping pong ball during a game, this robot has been known to chuck a large number of balls at his/her head)
5. the nerf electronic Karate tutor is an excelent addition to any dojo, the more...

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
Auto insurance wouldn''t be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.When you lose your car keys, click on "find".We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.To undo a mistake, click on "back".If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctl, Alt, Delete " and start all over.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life got too noisy, you could just turn off the speakers.
To get even with neighbors, you'd turn up the Sound Blaster.
To get your daily exercise, just click on "Run".
If you needed a break from life, just click on "Suspend", then when you're ready to continue life you'd hit "any key".
To add/remove someone from your life, click on Settings and Control Panel.
If you misplaced your car keys, you'd click on "Find".
"Help" with the chores would be just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would simply use your retrieval diskette to recover from a crash.
In the mood for a pizza? Just click "Send Now" and a hot pizza would soon be on its way.