Sexes Jokes

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

If you take a dog in and feed it, it will remain loyal to you and never turn on you. This is the principle difference between a man and a dog" - Mark Twain

A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words' sex' and' love.' The woman wrote' When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptapble for them to engage in sex.' And Bob wrote' I love sex.'

A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one.

A man is like a fine wine. He starts out raw as grapes and it's a woman's job to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he matures into something she'd like to have dinner with.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "I was a fool when I married you." she replied "yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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