Shadkhan Jokes

The matchmaker
Benny, the shadkhan, goes to see Abe, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Abe, you mustn`t wait too long. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you`ll meet and be married in no time!" says Benny.
"Don`t bother," replies Abe, "I`ve two sisters at home, who look after all my needs."
"That`s all well and good," said Benny, "but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said `two sisters`. I didn`t say they were mine!"