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Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked the thoroughly sozzled gentleman.
"Shertainly," said the drunk, "and if you'll jush open the door f' me, I'll prove it to you.
"You shee that piano?" the drunk began. "Thash mine. You shee that television set? Thash mine, too. Follow me, follow me."
The police officer followed as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor. The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee that bed? Thash my bed. Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. An' shee that guy lying next to her?"
"Yeah," said the cop suspiciously.
"Thash me!"

A cop caught a drunkard just in front of a house, trying to get in.' 'Are you sure this is your house?'' the cop asked the thoroughly sozzled man.

''Shertainly,'' said the drunk,' 'an' if you'll jesh open the door f'me, I'll prove it to you.''

The cop obliges by opening the door.

''You shee that piano?'' the drunk began.' 'Thash mine. You shee that TV? Thash mine, too. Follow me, follow me!''

The police officer followed as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor. The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.' 'Thish ish my bedroom,'' he announced.' 'Shee that bed? Thash my bed. Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. And shee that guy lying next to her?''

''Yeah,'' said the cop suspiciously.

''Thash me!''

The patrol officer had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car.
"Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked as they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood.
"Shertainly!" said the drunk, "and if you'll just open the door fer me, I can prove it to ya."
Entering the living room, he said, "You shee that pea ano? Thash mine.
You shee that giant tela vizzon set?
Thast mine too. Now follow me."
The police officer followed the man as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor. The drunk pushed open the first door they came to. "Thish ish my bedroom," he announced.
"Shee that bed there? Thast mine!"
"Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife."
"And shee that guy lying next to her?"
"Yeah?" the cop replied more...

The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, made him park the car and took him home in the patrol car.
"Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked as they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood.
"Shertainly." said the drunk, "and if you'll just open the door f'me, I can prove it to ya."
Entering the living room, he said " You shee that piano? Thash mine. You shee that giant television set? Thast mine too. Now follow me."
The police officer followed the man as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor. The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee the bed there? Thast mine! Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. An' see that guy lying next to her?
"Yeah?" the cop replied suspiciously. Beginning at this point to seriously doubt the man's more...