Shooters Jokes

Two kangaroo shooters are way out the back of Bourke when their ute breaks down. They do the right thing and stay with it but no one comes along. So they decide to walk out with the temperature being 40 degrees Celsius plus.



After 2 days, they? re on their last drop of radiator water when they climb a rise and find, nailed to a tree, a sign saying MERCY, POPULATION 12. In the distance there's a collection of ramshackle tin huts. They arrive and identify one hut as a caf?. They enter.



A lady appears, very proper. "Yis", she says.



"Bring us a drink, luv. Make it long and quick."



"We only serve one thing here."



"What? s that?"



"Koala tea."



"Well, bring it luv, only make it quick!"



She brings it, and she is not kidding. Pathetic little paws grip the more...

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head they were running from the cops and ran into a shooting zone. The officer said brunette step forward. She steps forward and then the shooters yell READY...AIM... and the brunette yells TORNADO! And everyone looks around and the brunette sneeks away.
Then the shooters said red head step froward and they yelled..READY...AIM... and the red head yells HURRICANE! and they all look around and the red head sneaks away.
Then they said blonde step forward...they yelled READY...AIM... and the blonde yells FIRE!!