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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!

Q. What did the penny say to the other penny? A. We make perfect cents.

I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want mercy!

Q. Why did the picture go to jail? A. Because it was framed.

What did the picture say to the wall?
I've got you covered!

Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A. Because he was sitting on the deck!

What happens when plumbers die?
They go down the drain!