Silly Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!

A noise woke me up this morning.
What was that?
The crack of dawn!

Q. What letters are not in the alphabet? A. The ones in the mail, of course!

What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!

Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road? A. To get to the second hand shop.

Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs? A. A Bed

Q. What has one horn and gives milk A. A milk truck.