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Q. What pet makes the loudest noise? A. A trum-pet!

Did you hear about the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything?
No, what about him?
Now he's trying to invent something to hold it in!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away? Because it had a hole in the middle.

How do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare!

Have you ever seen a man eating tiger?
No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken!

How did the telephones get married?
In a double ring ceremony!

Q. What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in? A. A water bed!