Silly Jokes / Recent Jokes
When a man says "it's a silly, childish game", it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot!
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter? A. I better not tell you, it might spread.
Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof? A. Never mind, it's over your head!
Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? A. A Clausterphobic
Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?
No, I look in a towel!