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Q. What kind of button won't unbutton? A. A bellybutton!

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host!

Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? A. Lunch and dinner.

Q. What do you call cheese that is not yours? A. Nacho Cheese

Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A. He was a chicken.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking!

At an out of town bar, a young man was watching a very pretty brunette in a corner booth. After a couple of drinks he got up the nerve to walk over and ask to buy her a drink. To his surprise she invited him to join her.
They have a great time and she invites him to her place after a few more drinks.
When they arrive at her place she says she wants to get comfortable and she leaves the room to change. The young man pulls out a cigerette but can't find a lighter so he asks the lady if she has one.
She tells him to look in the drawer by the bed. He does and he finds the matches and a picture of a man stuffed into the drawer.
The woman comes out of the bathroom in a slinky teddy and they start to go at it pretty heavy, but the young man starts to get nervous about the picture. So he decides to ask. "Is that a picture of your husband in the drawer?"
" No silly." she answered, and they started up again.
She rolled over for him to enter her for more...