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Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? A. Lunch and dinner.
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A. He was a chicken.
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking!
At an out of town bar, a young man was watching a very pretty brunette in a corner booth. After a couple of drinks he got up the nerve to walk over and ask to buy her a drink. To his surprise she invited him to join her.
They have a great time and she invites him to her place after a few more drinks.
When they arrive at her place she says she wants to get comfortable and she leaves the room to change. The young man pulls out a cigerette but can't find a lighter so he asks the lady if she has one.
She tells him to look in the drawer by the bed. He does and he finds the matches and a picture of a man stuffed into the drawer.
The woman comes out of the bathroom in a slinky teddy and they start to go at it pretty heavy, but the young man starts to get nervous about the picture. So he decides to ask. "Is that a picture of your husband in the drawer?"
" No silly." she answered, and they started up again.
She rolled over for him to enter her for more...