Silly Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A. Because it felt crummy.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

A. Firecrackers!

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path.

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

How do you cure a headache?
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Why do you keep doing the backstroke?
I've just had lunch and don't want to swim on a full stomach!