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A YOUNG girl went to a priest and confessed that she had incurred the sin of vanity.
'What makes you think that?' asked the Father Confessor.
'Because every morning when I look into the mirror, I think how beautiful I am.'
'Never fear, my child,' was the reassuring reply.' That isn't a sin, it's only a mistake.'

Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Of course I'm against sin; I'm against anything that I'm too old to enjoy.

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave
>> the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him
>> to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but >> the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him >> what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the
>> confessional.
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>> In a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I >> have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?". The woman says "I
>> committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times." >> Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more." >> A few minutes later another woman enters the confessional. She says >> "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest: "What did you do?"
>> Woman: "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many more...

George always played cricket on Sunday. This troubled his wife, who asked the vicar' Is it a sin for him to play on Sunday?'
'It's not a sin,' replied the vicar.' The way he plays, it's a crime!'

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret? Yes, the professor ansvered. When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now. Well, said the gatekeeper. That is a very minor sin. You may enter. Thank you very much, Saint Peter, the professor ansvered. Im am not Saint Peter, said the gatekeeper. He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write andgood Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil ofsexual sin.? Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!? One day the wife of one of the Tribe? s noblemen gives birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with themissionary. You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman givesbirth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot inour village. Anyone can see what? s going on here!? The missionary replies,? No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What youhave here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to thyyonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one blackone. Nature does this on occasion.? The chief pauses for a moment then says,? Tell you what, you don? t sayanything about the sheep, I more...