"The Rabbi and the priest" joke

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave
>> the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him
>> to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but >> the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him and show him >> what to do. The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the
>> confessional.
>>
>> In a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I >> have sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?". The woman says "I
>> committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times." >> Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more." >> A few minutes later another woman enters the confessional. She says >> "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest: "What did you do?"
>> Woman: "I committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?"
>> Woman: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box >> and go and sin no more." The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's >> got it so the priest leaves.
>>
>> A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me >> for I have sinned." Rabbi: "What did you do?" Woman: "I committed >> adultery."
>> Rabbi: "How many times?"
>> Woman: "Just once"
>> Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for >>$5."
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