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Santa Singh Applied For An Engineering Position At Deman Construction Office In Amritsar. Reddy From Chennai Applied For The Same Job And Both
Applicants Having The Same Qualifications Were Asked To Take A Test By The Department Manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon Completion Of The Test, The Results Showed That Both Men Only Missed One Of The Questions. The Manager Went To Santa And Said, "Thank You For Your Interest, But We've Decided To Give The Job To Reddy". Santa: And Why Would You Be Doing That? We Both Got 9 Questions Correct. This Being Punjab I Should Get The Job!" Manager: "We Have Made Our Decision Not On The Correct Answers, But On The One Question That You Got Wrong. "Santa: "And Just How Would One Incorrect Answer Be Better Than The Other?" Manager: "Simple, For The Question That Both Of You Got Wrong, Reddy Put Down' I Don't Know' As The Answer. And You Wrote' Neither Do I'!"
Santa in Circle
Santa Singh was driving his Mercedes at a furious pace and suddenly hits the car ahead, a Maruti, and both come to a complete halt.
The Maruti's driver, Banta Singh is furious. He steps out of his car and moves towards Santa. He makes a circle on the road and asks Santa to stand inside it and dares him to step out of it. He pulls out a rod and breaks the bonnet of the Mercedes.
He looks back at Santa and finds him laughing cunningly. This makes him even more furious and goes about breaking all the windows of the expensive car. Again looking back he finds Santa laughing! His anger peaking, Banta smashes whatever part of the Mercedes he can lay hands on. Yet again Santa is found smiling.
Frustated and tired, Banta finally asks Santa Singh, "What's the matter with you? I have completely torn apart your car and you continue to smile, what's wrong with you?"
Santa replies, "Well, you didn't know... you see, everytime you turned to more...
Banta Singh Appeared At The Box Office Of A Cinema And Bought Two Tickets. A Few Minutes Later He Returned And Bought Two More. When, After A Short Interval, He Appeared A Third Time And Offered To Pay For Two More, The Ticket-Seller Opened The Little Door In The Glass And Spoke Up.'Aren't You The Same Gentleman Who Just Bought Two Tickets And Two Others Just A While Ago?' She Asked, Puzzled.' Yes,'Replied Banta Singh Plaintively,'But There's Some Fool At The Gate Who Keeps Tearing Them Up!'
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
Ek Punjab Mail dena.` demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket.
`Ek Punjab Mail dena.` the second man asked and was
handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh,
`Ek Punjab female dena!`
`What do u mean by Punjab female?` asked the clerk.
`It is for my wife` replied Banta Singh.
Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.
“Oye why are you sad? ”
To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet. ”
His friend ask hims…“How? ”
Santa Singh says.. “I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost
His friend queries.. “But you said Rs 300…”
Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
Once Santa singh was preparing to go for a jungle safari and his friend happened to visit him just then.
The friend was a little worried about Santa, so he asked him,' 'what if a tiger decides to start running behind your jeep to eat you up? Are you prepared for any eventuality?''
To which Santa replies,''Of course, I am! if the tiger runs after me, I can easily dodge him!"
''Wow! and how?"
"Well, its simple. I will indicate to the left and turn to the right! !!!"
Shortly before taking over as Air Chief from Arjan Singh, P. C. Lal had to spend long hours being briefed about his new charge. As a result he had to stay late in the office to clear his own files. The poor Air Force jawan on guard duty at Air Headquarters had to stay at his post till after 10. 30 p. m.
After a week of suffering he made bold to address the new Air Chief-to-be:' Sir, may I be allowed to ask you a question?' Being permitted to do so he continued:' You stay in office till very late, whereas Air Marshal Arjun Singh left punctually at 5 P. M. Is it that you have not yet understood your work? Or has the workload increased?'
Thereafter P. C. Lal left his office on time.