Singh Jokes / Recent Jokes
Santa Singh: 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh: 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan to India.
In India Gyani Ji says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time Gyani Ji says, "More.. . more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing more...
Santa singh and banta singh are the best of friends.santa is a bachelor while banta is married to a sexy woman.she has a voracious appetite for sex and banta cannot live upto her expectations.he simply gets tired.so soon banta's wife gets attracted to santa who is a strong, energetic, handsome sardar.soon they are in love.one day they decide to go to the next level...
Banta has a 5 yr. Old son.one fine morning banta's wife wakes him up at 5 in the morning and gives him a cold bath in the middle of the winter season.the poor child gets a slight fever by midday.grabbing this chance, banta's wife asks banta to take the child to the hospital.as soon as banta has left she calls over santa for some fun.
By half an hour they are both making wild love when suddenly they hear banta's car horn.scared santa hides behind the curtains.enter banta.he sees his wife lying on the bed.he asks her why she is sleeping when she says that she is feeling cold. He checks her temp...on the forehead more...
SANTA Singh and Banta Singh went to the market to buy new glasses for drinking lassi. They entered a crockery shop and saw the glasses. Usually glasses are kept upside down in crockery shops. Looking at the glasses, a conversation took place between them:
Santa Singh:' Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it?'
Banta Singh:' Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
Santa Singh came to New Delhi and wanted to do shopping at Janpath. His delhiite friend told him that the prices are usually hiked up and he should bargain for half the price.
Santa Singh went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs.
Santa Singh asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can give the stereo for Rs.1800 for which Santa Singh told no, no only Rs.900.
Vendor said "ok, i will give it for 1500 Rs" and our Santa Singh bargained for Rs.750.
It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation and thinking that this stupid Sardar is not going to buy anything. He is just wasting my time. He said he will give the stereo for free.
Santa asked whether he will give two.
Vendor now realising that the sardar is out to have some fun and really not interested in buying anything. Vendor agreed.
Santa said now he wants to have the whole shop.