Singh Jokes / Recent Jokes
A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil... Just when the clock struck 11... Scroll down for what happened... Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates.
One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please income.'
Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics.
They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first.
One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there.
"So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven.
And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow`s match!"
Santa Singh has to leave the city on business and he entrusts with his best friend, Banta Singh, the job of keeping an eye on his wife.
If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately.
After about a week of no news Santa Singh received a telegram: "The man who comes to visit your wife every night didn't show up yesterday..."
Interviewer: Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh: Ok
Interviewer: Made in India
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer: Good... Keep it Up
Banta Singh: Bad... Put it Down
Interviewer: Maxi Mum
Banta Singh: Mini Dad
Interviewer: Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh: Insufficient! Don't Take my seat
Interviewer: Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer: I say you get out!
Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in
Interviewer: I reject you!
Banta Singh: You Appoint me
Interviewer :....!!!
Santa Singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta Singh. "But why should I marry Banta who is your enemy no 1" enquired his wife.
Santa quipped, "Oh Darling, this is the only way I can take my revenge from that useless fellow. Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Santa: Wow Banta, Where Did You Get The Cycle, From? Banta: I Was Walking On The Highway When A Beautiful Lady Came In This Cycle And Asked Me -”Want A Ride Mr. Singh? ” I Hopped In, And She Took Me To The Woods. Once In Woods She Got Outside Took Off Clothes And Said To Me “Mr. Singh. Take Anything” Santa Is Quite Excited And Asks “What Did You Do Santa? ” Banta: I Took The Cycle. Santa: Good Show - You Wouldn? T Have Fit Into Her Clothes!