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Interviewer: Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh: OK.
Interviewer: Made in India.
Banta Singh: Destroyed in Pakistan.
Interviewer: Good... Keep it up.
Banta Singh: Bad... Put it down.
Interviewer: Maxi - mum
Banta Singh: Mini - dad
Interviewer: Enough! Take your seat.
Banta Singh: Insufficient! Don't take my seat .
Interviewer: Idiot! Take your seat .
Banta Singh: Clever! Don't take my seat .
Interviewer: I say you get out!
Banta Singh: You didn't say I come in .
Interviewer: I reject you!
Banta Singh: You appoint me .
Interviewer :... !!!

The Home Minister sent a registered letter to the Akali leaders ensconced in the Yatri Niwas of the Golden Temple:' Hand over the culprit at once,' it demanded.
Promplty came back the reply from Jarnail Singh Bhindranwale:' We have a Harpreet Singh and a Gurpreet Singh and a Jaspreet Singh, but we have no Kulpreet Singh.'

what do you call a singh that runs fast?........ tej singh

One Day Gyane Zail Singh And Indira Gandhi Were Togethere Going To Bombay In A Cab. Gyane Zail Singh Was Very Excited And
Started Singing -"Bombay-Bombay."Indira Gandhi Got Fed Up And Said-"B Silent." So He Started Singing -"Ombay-Ombay."

A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first Singh answers, "That's
easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman
says, "Well... uh... that's because the picture I showed is his side
profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how
would
you recognize him?"
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy
to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best more...

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today?" asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

Beppo singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta Singh. "But why should i marry banta who is your enemy no 1" enquired his wife.
Beppo quipped, "Oh darling, this is the only way I can take my revenge from that useless fellow.