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A skeleton walks in a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A skeleton walks in to a bar and orders a beer and a mop

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? He had no body to go with!

This skeleton goes into a bar, and asks for a beer and a mop...

A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.

Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? He had no body to go with!

Q: How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton?
A: He knows it`s a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.