Skeleton Jokes / Recent Jokes
This skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop…”
A Halloween joke
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!
A demon joke
What do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch!
A ghost joke
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits!
A skeleton joke
What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A dead ringer!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?
He became a wash and werewolf!
A witch joke
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
Broom sick!
Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat.
I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."
The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
A termite walks into a barroom and asks,
"Is the bar tender here?"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he/she had no guts!
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name.
Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
Because they taste funny.
A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar.
"A pint of lager and a mop please.
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A horse walks into a bar, the barman says
"why the long face?"
Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.
A termite walks into a barroom and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he/she had no guts!
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book? They all have phones.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!
Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.
A skeleton is in a bar. He goes up to the bar. "A pint of lager and a mop please.
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?"
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
What do you give an elephant with diarreha? Lots of more...