Skeleton Jokes / Recent Jokes
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Q: Why did'nt the skeleton go to the disco?
A: Because he had nobody to go with.
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Q: Why did the skeleton with 1 hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
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Here's a silly one.... Why did the skeleton burp? Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
why did the skeleton cross the road coz he wanted to go to the body shop!!