Skin Jokes / Recent Jokes
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes clear to the bone.
Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it.
Being a good communicator means people find out what is really wrong with you.
Believing is seeing.
Better latent than never.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.
Beware of one who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds themself no wiser than before. They are full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. - Sir John A. MacDonald, Canada`s first prime minister
Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts.
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."
Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?""I cant tell. There are too many wrinkles."
In Colorodo there is a hunting compotiton. 3 men enter it. Each guy gets an hour to catch something.
The first guy comes back with a bear skin the judge asked how did he get that bear the man said he followed the tracks and followed the tracks and found the bear.
The second guy returns with a tiger skin.
The judge asked where did he get that tiger. He answers I followed the tracks and followed the tracks and found the tiger.
The third guy comes back really beaten up and the judge asked how did that happen the hunter replies I got hit by a train the judge asked how he got hit by a train the man replies
I followed the tracks and followed the tracks until I found the train.
When does skin meet skin?
Hairs meet hair?
amp; balls disappear?
Think...
u dirty mind...
It hapens only when u blink ur eye!.