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One day there guys (An American, A Russian and a
Sri Lankan) were travelling around the world.
The American said "we are now flying over New York".
The other two asked "why?", The American replied "we
can see the Sky High buildins".
A few hours later the Russian said "We are now flying
over Russia". The other two said "Why?". The russian
replied "you can see our sky labs".
Finally, the Sri Lankan said "we are now flying over
Slave Island - Sri Lanka". As before the other two said
"Why?". The Sri Lankan replied "I kept my hands out
and my wedding ring is now missing"

ARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.

ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your more...

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!