Slugs Jokes

How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty? The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

On the topic of slugs: (this is a true story)
About 2 years ago, there was a big flap when a 6 year old boy and his
3 year old sister disappeared from their home. The police searched,
the parents freaked, and the media-types looked solemn as they announced
that there was still no trace of the children. The kids showed up a few
days later. It seems that they had run away from home due to some dispute
over second helpings of Ovaltine or some such. The funny part was when
the media-type was interviewing the boy.
Interviewer: "Weren't you cold at night?"
Boy: "Naw. We just slept under a porch."
Interviewer: "Didn't you get hungry? What did you eat?"
Boy: "Slugs."
Interviewer: (Turning a delightful shade of green but still game.)
"How did you eat them?"
Boy: "We boiled them in some aluminum foil we stole. They
taste kind of like chicken..."
Interviewer: (Going a more...

What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I`ll get you next slime!

What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!

What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!

How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!

What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
School dinners come on a plate!

How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!

Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants fingers!

Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!